Brian Vs. Movies

I enjoyed The Expendables .  It was a movie where past-their-prime action stars punched the faces off of some bad guys.  Sure, it wasted a...

When the first trailers for Killer Elite (not to be confused with The Killer Elite --- definite articles make a difference, you know) ca...

Killer cops wear...cardigans? I went into this one fairly blind.  Yes, it's a Jason Statham movie, so I know he will scowl his way t...

Being a dumb action movie star is a double-edged sword.  Sure, you're pretty much guaranteed to have one scene with a topless actress pe...

Most of the time, when there is a heist in a film, it is the focus of the plot.  That makes sense, after all; most normal people don't c...

What you get out of The Expendables depends entirely on what you expect to get out of it.  If you watch this, expecting it to be drenched i...

I love that this movie poster states that this film is based on a true story.  Most of the time, when a movie makes that claim, the story is...